Liangjian: Lao Tzu Li Yunhu, please give me some advice

Through the world of bright sword became Li Yunhu, Li Yunlong's twin brother Kong erlengzi called: "Li Yunlong, you're still in lijiapo in the morning. How can you get to Pingan County in the afternoon? Can't you grow wings?" Li Yunlong: don't you know that Lao Li can fly... "brother Yunlong, I heard you and the little devil scolded each other in Japanese? When did you learn Japanese!" Li Yunlong: brother Yunfei, Lao Li has always been so educated... Li Yunlong yelled at his twin brother Li Yunhu: "tiger, what the fuck are you doing? I didn't say I let you sneak on Ichiro Yamamoto. How did you end up with more than 100 devils?" Li Yunhu: "brother, my German friend brought me a large amount of TNT. I was careless and buried too much explosives!" Li Yunlong: "I haven't found it before. You're a fucking talent!" a few years later, General Li Yunhu said proudly, "no soldier can refuse the volley of 5000 cannons. That kind of romance belongs only to men. Come on, face the devil's position and blow me!"